Kitchen Quotes

I won’t say what I’m making, but in making something, I had to look up quotes related to kitchens. Here are some that I found fascinating.

“The way one eats is the way one works.” Czechoslovakian proverb

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” – Lewis Carroll

“Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.” Yiddish Proverb

“Chocolate is a perfect food, wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power.” by Baron Justus von Liebig, chemist

“laughter is brightest where food is best” Irish proverb

"Skinny cooks can't be trusted"

“A smiling face is half the meal.” Latvian proverb

“Tell me what you eat, And I will tell you what you are.” by Brillat-Savarin, a French writer and gourmet of the 1800’s

“There is no such thing as a little garlic.”

“The pleasant hours of our lives are all connected by a more or less tangible link, with some memory of the table.” by Charles Pierre Monselet.

“Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers” by William Shakespeare

Meals and Memories Are Made Here

Life’s Uncertain…Eat Dessert First

“No husband has ever been shot for doing the dishes.”

“Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.”

“Broken cookies don’t have calories.”

“Dessert…too much of a good thing is wonderful.” –Mae West

“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices; Take it or leave it. “–Buddy Hackett

“Cooking is Love made visible.”

“I like hugs and I like kisses, but what I’d love…is help with the dishes!”

“Lord…bless this kitchen, and those who labor in it…”

“Eat your peas.”

“Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives”

Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, “What light?” and two more to say, “I didn’t turn it on.”

Erma Bombeck

If you can organize your kitchen, you can organize your life.

Louis Parrish

The only thing that I have ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several little fires.” – Carrie (Sex and The City)

“Happiness is Homemade…”

“A waist is a terrible thing to mind.”

“Home is where the cookies are.”

“Life’s too short to drink cheap coffee!”

“If you accept a dinner invitation, you have a moral obligation to be amusing.”

I’m creative
you can’t expect me to be neat too!”

“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”

“Dull women have immaculate houses.”

“County cooking makes you goodlooking.”

“Candy solves everything”

“Here at Barb’s kitchen, guests eat for FREE!”

“Did you want ketchup with that?”

“I love a man, with dishpan hands!!”

“My favorite kitchen appliance, the phone for take out!”

“Chocolate is an essential nutrient.”

“Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.”

“I just ate my willpower.”

“Life’s two best comforts good food and a hug.”

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