This is more or less a rant. That is your warning.
The kids are watching Nick Jr. this morning and some commercial comes on. “Did you know half of all kids go to kindergarten unprepared?” Then this celebrity goes on to tell you how you, the coach, can prepare you child for Kindergarten. Isn’t kindergarten preparation for elementary school? It isn’t even mandatory (at least not here). So, let me get this straight. You (the general “you,” not you personally) send your kid to pre-K to prepare them for kindergarten. (Several levels of pre-K, in fact.) Then they go to kindergarten, which prepares them for elementary school. Elementary school then prepares them for junior high. Junior high prepares them for high school. High school prepares them for college. College prepares them for the real world.
Am I wrong in thinking that this is the real world? This is their life. Why can’t we just enjoy living and quite perpetually preparing for a future that just never arrives?